Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Mar. 6 2007 - Only in China...










...Canada/US/Mexico, etc are on the RIGHT hand side of the world map
...fake Vodka is available (eg. Absolut APEACH) - and it freezes
...Corona isn't always available - because "it is out of season right now"
...chocolate doesn't really melt when heated
...envelopes are addressed with TO in the top left corner and FROM in the middle of the envelope
...scissors cannot be used in the bedroom if you are pregnant
...men smoking around a pregnant lady is not a cause for concern, but pregnant women cannot eat ice cream
...snake and dog meat are good for pregnant women
...oranges & orange juice are not a way to prevent / help with a cold
...instead of buying self-tanner, Chinese women buy skin whitener
...at 7:03 am everyday I hear what should be the music of an ice-cream truck, but really it's the music of the garbage truck
MORE to come when I think of them!
..."She must be rich...she changes her clothes EVERY day!"
...Boys play basketball to become taller. All of the running and jumping makes them grow.

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